Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Reasons Not to Be Girlfriend/Wife of Park Ji-sung

-- Your private life will be all over the Internet.

-- Your graduation pictures, and because that's still not enough, those pictures from the elementary and middle school years you've always wanted to rip up are duplicated a million times all over the Net.

-- Every embarrassing secret from your past is laid bare to everyone.

-- At the moment of marriage, you become public enemy no. 1 for the women of Korea.

-- Pictures of you carrying a designer bag get posted on the Web, and from then on it’s, "She just sits at home and spends the money our Ji-sung made " -- on every noticeboard in the world.

-- If you are pretty, people blame plastic surgery. If you’re not, you better steel yourself: you won’t believe the mean things people will say.

-- Even if you look alright, women will say you’re ugly.

-- Since you have to live abroad, you'll only be able to visit your family a few days a year.

-- Whatever your problems with Ji-sung, you have to keep your mouth shut. Any hint of a complaint crosses your lips, and the web will be abuzz with rumors about an imminent split.

-- You must smile at all times. Look cross just once, and every woman’s magazine will run a piece titled “Park Ji-sung Marriage in Crisis.” Or they’ll say you’re a bitch on the web boards.

-- Get ready to fend off storms of criticism any time Park’s performance on the field slips.

-- You have to be fluent in English.

-- Wherever you go, the paparazzi’s flashlights will be flashing. And since people will recognize you, you won’t be able to take out the garbage without full battle-makeup and designer suit.
Actually these reasons are not specially for Park but for all of those single stars!

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